Wednesday, March 23, 2005

making singapore safe and secure for everyone

Following the hot pursuit by slugyi, perenakan mama and one of our adolescent TJ touch fledglings of a handphone nicking suspect on 6 March 2005 at approx 1545hrs across the shrewsbury housing estate, eight lanes of the Central Expressway (CTE, umm yes.. just like in those action movies) to moulmein road, meet our all new ecomony-size, water-proof, anti-theft system (kind compliments of kiam kia, whom this author understands endured the twelve o'clock sun to venture to the godforsaken industrial park where these babies were purchased).


Constructed of 100% post-consumer recycled plastic - HDPE (wall) polypropylene, each of these light weight Toyogo bins comes with six rotating wheels for easy manouvering and handles which lock the lids deterring any schemes of quick access to the contents therein.

Standing at approx 0.8m tall each Toyogo bin fits almost half of one oversized, inflexible rugby player (see subject on left) and promises to house at least 14 reasonably sized back packs (*sans boot bags as tested on 20 March 2005).

Remember, low crime does not mean NO crime.

(and will all of you stop this testing testing business already. tsk.)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

we can try asking Toyogo to sponsor us..looking at the way we are 'advertising' for them above...wuahahahhaha..

Anonymous said...

what if someone rolls away the whole bin?

Anonymous said...

aye! relativity unenlightened one. is sound faster than light? thief rolling away bin of at least 20 litres faster than 20 girls running across pitch to wallop him?

Anonymous said...

who's that in the bin?